I thought that you guys might enjoy going for a ride with me and hubby.
I will provide you with our conversation during this ride. To help you feel like you were there, you should know that my husband has a very thick accent. When I say very, what I meant was VERY. Some would call it country, he says he talks like a mountain man, I say it’s cute. So whatever, you get the picture…
Hubby: “Why are you takin’ pictures babe?”
Me: “I dunno. Just trying to see if I get anything good.”
Hubby: “Well if you’re takin’ pictures (pronounced pick-churs) of me they’ll all be good.”
Me: “Oooooh, well aren’t we confident today?”
Hubby: “Okay, enough pictures of me now. If you don’t quit I’m gonna turn the camera on you when we get home.”
EEEEEK, I hate having my photo taken. Camera is immediately turned away from hubby.
Me: “Baaaabe, why do you have so much crap in your backseat?”
Hubby: “It’s not crap, it’s all my gear.”
Me: “And you have all your GEAR in the backseat beeeeecause?”
Hubby: “Cuz I gotta have it everyday at work. I’m not gonna move it in and outta my truck everyday.”
Me: “It’s so sloppy. Do you want me to get you a box to keep it all organized?”
Hubby: “No, I don’t want a box. I want you to quit looking back there thinking about how you want to make it all girly. It’s man gear, it’s MY gear, it’s fine.”
Me: “Do you really think you can control this entire truck simply by resting your wrist over the steering wheel?”
Hubby: “I warned you about taking picture of me. Seriously, I’m so taking pictures of you tonight.”
Me: “You’re avoiding the question. Shouldn’t you have your hands at 3 and 9?”
Hubby: “Now you’re takin’ pictures of our d**n tea? What purpose could you possibly have for takin’ pictures of tea?”
Me: “I was going to talk about how much we love the Tervis Tumblers. You know we love those.”
Hubby: “Yeah, you’re right, those cups are awesome.”
Me: “Do you think it’s weird that we both carry iced tea with us everywhere we go?”
Me: “You didn’t even notice I did my nails.”
Hubby: “Nah. But I did notice you didn’t wear your wedding ring.”
Me: “I know, I’m sorry. I did dishes and left my rings by the sink.”
Hubby: “Why did I have to buy you a d**n ring if all you ever do is forget to wear it?”
Me: “Because I deserve a ring for putting up with you.”
***Please note the indention on my ring finger. I obviously don’t forget it often, he just likes to tease me.
Hubby: “Puttin’ up with ME???? I’m gonna call your daddy and ask him which one of us is harder to put up with.”
Me: “Hmph. Just because you’ve coerced my Daddy over to your side doesn’t mean that he’s always right!”
Hubby: “I love you. Can we stop takin’ pictures now???”
I hope you enjoyed our trip.