1. At the pool.
Child A: “Moobies” means man boobies.
Child B: My Daddy has those!
My husband: My moobies are mostly muscle, except for like half an inch.
I just shook my head and thought that’s one to throw in the mental file for future reference.
2. In the grocery store.
Mother: Do you want dill pickles or sweet pickles?
Child: I don’t even care Mom.
Mother: Well, I’m only buying one, so don’t complain when you want one or the other and we don’t have it.
Child: MOM! Remember? I don’t even eat pickles!
Mother: Oh yeah, I forget which kid eats what. So does your brother want dill or sweet?
Child: I’m sure he doesn’t want either one, he’d want cookies.
Sneaky little devil!
3. Again, at the grocery store.
Kids are getting in and out of the cart that’s made to look like a little car.
Mother: GUYS! I told you to choose, in or out of the car. I’m not dealing with y’all getting in and out all the time.
Son: But Mom, Cassey just farted in the car! I had to get out!
Mother: Cassey, get out of there. That’s it, no more car.
Daughter: Mom, I gotta fart again. You want me to do it in the car or should I get out first?
I couldn’t hold it in anymore, I laughed out loud.
Mother: And I wondered why my mom stopped with only one child…
Have you overheard anything funny lately???