You know, we all have to recognize our own limitations in life.
I used to say there are two things in life that I know I don’t do well, I won’t beat myself up over these things because my brain simply was not wired to do them.
Item 1 that I admit to doing poorly: I can not balance a check book. I just can’t ever get a check book to balance to the penny. So…I just kinda don’t do it. I haven’t balanced a check book since I was about 18.
Item 2 that I admit to doing poorly: Watching my weight. I used to hate this about myself, it was the flaw that I fretted about the most often. I spent money on different programs to lose weight, I did all kinds of exercise programs with trainers and friends, I’ve eaten so much crappy food trying to find the magic path to thinness, and here I am at 35 and I’m still chubby. I just realized that it’s my plot in life to have a weight problem…Fat people are usually funnier anyway. And they’re more likeable. I’ll embrace my chub because it makes me funnier and nicer (or something).
So, I have a third item to add to my list…
Item 3 that I admit to doing poorly: I can not paint my fingernails very well. It’s not a left hand/right hand thing. No, both hands look like crap.
I showed my husband my horrible paint job. I was then assuring him that NO, I was not drunk when I painted my nails. I just suck at it.
The color is my favorite – OPI’s “I’m not really a waitress”. It’s a pretty color, when someone who knows how to paint their nails uses it.
Side note, my finger is all greasy looking because, well, it’s greasy. I had just buttered a dish when I decided to take these photos, so I guess I had butter smeared all over my finger.
Mmmmm, yep, it’s butter.
Maybe if I use the Baba Wawa blur filter no one will notice my horrible nail polishing skills?
If you don’t get the Baba Wawa joke…sorry…it made me laugh.