I’ve watched this sequence of events so many times, and yet it just finally dawned on me that it might make a fun post.
Let me set the scene….
There is a guest bathroom just off our den. When Nigel the blind wiener dog hears anyone enter the bathroom, he runs from wherever he is to wait for the exit of said person.
So this is titled… “Bathroom Monitor”.
Daaaaaaad! I heard you go in there… I brought you my blanket.
Dad, I know you’re in there!
DAD. What are you doing in there?
Okay, well it seems like you’re gonna be a minute. So I’ll just wait here.
I’m getting booooooored.
Gasp! I think he’s done!
Oh gosh, oh gosh, here he comes!!!!!!!
Yay!!!!! Daddy!!!! Oh I love you so very much. I can’t stop my tail from wagging really hard.
I love you love you love you.
Dad? Where ya going? Are you gonna pet me some more?
Did you really just leave me? After all that time I waited for you?